The Breadfruit Tree Lime

Boy, am i missing Barbados. I had such a great time and such delicious "food", i want to go back. Al wants to go at Xmas so I might be heading there. Boy, i am beginning to sound like Walter now!

Where you get dis Bajan food - at de hotel?

What do you care? you aint invite me down at you for even a biscuit. I got it at Oistins, Musta's, a cookshop in St. Thomas, Grandmas, Spring Garden, Brown Sugar and a friend cooked my friends and I a feast the Wednesday before I left.

You have become a typical bajan now! dem does come up here to your house and spend not one week but weeks at a time and don't contribute a thing (not that they should) does take all their money and buy up de whole uh North America but when you go to bdos, they don't even invite yuh over to breadfast, lunch or dinner. How selfish can one get?

Wait boah, who you meaning - Jock If you got words fuh Jock tell dem to Jock yuh. I warn you befo yuh come down dat I din gine got nuh place. My sister and she clan tek over de house and I did bunking at my cousin in Douglas. I did only gine to de house to help dem out wid lil transportation bout de place and gine to de sea wid dem and ting but I aint hot pot nuhwhey bout dey when dem did hey. In fact dem aint hot pot neiduh cause dem eat out or order out most uh de time except fuh a bbbq Cahobluhpot day and Sabbath lunch under de tent dat was catered. I aint invite you to dat cause it din my affair. Buh wait, whuh you bring fuh me from de States? You come down hey wid yuh two long hand and expect people to come scraping and bowing

Wuh look, i aint got nuh words for Jock cause we aint "friends" like that but even so, if he was visiting MD, I would offer lunch but I guess I have the NAmerican attitude.
But you didn;'t ask me to bring you anything plus uh realize how funny wunna bajans is cause if it aint big name brand, wunna aint want it, not realizing dem buying bare shit at a hight price.I have never met such a materialistic society (put me in de shade for sure).

I saw a dress down there, my friend got in TJMax for $16.00 and it de for $90.00...what a big ripp off and de fake coach and other brand name bags costing waht de real ones cost here.

Wait, you had to wait fuh me to ask you? You shoulduh walk wid a Tommy Bahama shirt even ef it did too big or a bottle uh Pierre Cardin cologne or sumting so and bring it as a surprise. De good book tell yuh dat 'de liberal soul shall be made fat and he dat watereth shall be watered also himself." Next time bring down a bag full uh tings and yuh gine see how fast Jock gine invite yuh fuh de plantin and salt fish.

hhahahah, you are too funny! too big? from de way you eating down there, it might have been too small. YOu like those shirt? I always see them in Macy but I don't like them for Al and that cheap bad smelling cologne, boy, i gine have to second guess your taste.

Lawd havest mercy! Wuh I ent even bout hay & Barkee still obsessed.
Fuh sure I cahn risk gine pon Mullins beach cause heaven knows wuh mite happen.
He need tuh find a .....

Welcome back sweetie! sorry i didn't get to see yuh in Bdos cause uh had a surprise fuh yuh.

You have become a typical bajan now! dem does come up here to your house and spend not one week but weeks at a time and don't contribute a thing (not that they should) does take all their money and buy up de whole uh North America but when you go to bdos, they don't even invite yuh over to breadfast, lunch or dinner. How selfish can one get?

wahahahahahahahahaa juls uh like your quote, man you sound like a real bajan fuh trute. but you are so right, i cuhn write a book on dat topic.

i en know why you bothering wid Barkee for, leave de man alone.

Whuhlossss, de right side uh your mout doan consult de left side atall, atall, atall. You aint de body dat did just dissing de Bajans fuh duh cravishingness

Whuh you expect to happen when I mo likely to pass and tek you fuh uh collapse beach umbrella dan anyting esle

Whuh you kissing up to he fuh? Schuuuuuuuuupse! De man went long bout he bizness and aint even had de decency to tell yuh he leaving de island far less invite yuh ovuh fuh some salt fish and green figs and you talking bout surprise fuh he? Sounds like he had a bigger surprise fuh you.

Barkee, i won't mind it if was cheap and smell good but it smell cheap...de kinda smell that does give yuh a headache.

Look, MYB, i spoke with Jock twice while in Bdos and he did tell me he was leaving.

You minding Barkee & he envy??
Leh he stan dey & eatout heself over how we duz live